Post by Shurik Sidorov on Feb 9, 2015 18:53:26 GMT -5
So you say you want an introduction, yeah, you know… you can all go suck my ass.
Most of you people should know me, but for those of you who don’t. Well, here’s your damn introduction.
Hello. My name is Moderator 1. You can refer to me as Moderator 1, Jesus, Mod 1, Our Dark Lord and Savior, and also Tim, if you so choose to do such. I much prefer Alpha Prime Supreme Being Overlord of All that I Survey, but I will accept Anth, Anthony, Anthy #1, or Pasky, I guess.
First thing to know right now is that I am a nice guy wrapped around a searing ball of burning hatred and assholery with a soft gooey chocolate center that can only be reached with an obsidian pickaxe and lvl 99 destruction spells.
I take no prisoners and I am definitely not the one to put a coat of sugar frosting on anything I say. Memes are my third language, English is my second, and Sarcasm/asshole are my first languages. I came out of the womb spitting satire and maybe a little fire laced with disdain for the new world. So don’t ask me stupid questions unless you want bombarded with sass and sarcasm. It takes a certain type to appreciate my advice and my sense of humor.
I enjoy Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. I like the taste of Champagne, but Whiskey and Vodka tends to do the job a little quicker. Computer gaming=life, PCmasterrace forever, Praise GaBen. I also play tabletops like Vampire the Masquerade and whatnot. I am a college student at the moment, aiming to teach highschoolers the finer points of history and hopefully later on college students. I am the Grande Scribe of my Fraternity.
I tend to lean towards the glass is half empty type of thought and I usually hate people in general. I’m sort of easy to get to know, I enjoy deep conversation and I hate small talk. If you are a friend, you are a friend for life, but if you fuck up, Cthulhu help your soul.
I have been RPing since I was about 8. To put this in perspective, I am 25 now. So that is a long ass time. I have written everywhere from Guild, to MYB, to Yahoo User Chatrooms back in the day when they existed. I have had an extensive part in this community from the day I arrived in the original rooms and I plan on having a continuing part in this community until the day they kick me out for being too old. Haha.
You wanted an introduction. There is your introduction ya filthy animals.
Most of you people should know me, but for those of you who don’t. Well, here’s your damn introduction.
Hello. My name is Moderator 1. You can refer to me as Moderator 1, Jesus, Mod 1, Our Dark Lord and Savior, and also Tim, if you so choose to do such. I much prefer Alpha Prime Supreme Being Overlord of All that I Survey, but I will accept Anth, Anthony, Anthy #1, or Pasky, I guess.
First thing to know right now is that I am a nice guy wrapped around a searing ball of burning hatred and assholery with a soft gooey chocolate center that can only be reached with an obsidian pickaxe and lvl 99 destruction spells.
I take no prisoners and I am definitely not the one to put a coat of sugar frosting on anything I say. Memes are my third language, English is my second, and Sarcasm/asshole are my first languages. I came out of the womb spitting satire and maybe a little fire laced with disdain for the new world. So don’t ask me stupid questions unless you want bombarded with sass and sarcasm. It takes a certain type to appreciate my advice and my sense of humor.
I enjoy Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. I like the taste of Champagne, but Whiskey and Vodka tends to do the job a little quicker. Computer gaming=life, PCmasterrace forever, Praise GaBen. I also play tabletops like Vampire the Masquerade and whatnot. I am a college student at the moment, aiming to teach highschoolers the finer points of history and hopefully later on college students. I am the Grande Scribe of my Fraternity.
I tend to lean towards the glass is half empty type of thought and I usually hate people in general. I’m sort of easy to get to know, I enjoy deep conversation and I hate small talk. If you are a friend, you are a friend for life, but if you fuck up, Cthulhu help your soul.
I have been RPing since I was about 8. To put this in perspective, I am 25 now. So that is a long ass time. I have written everywhere from Guild, to MYB, to Yahoo User Chatrooms back in the day when they existed. I have had an extensive part in this community from the day I arrived in the original rooms and I plan on having a continuing part in this community until the day they kick me out for being too old. Haha.
You wanted an introduction. There is your introduction ya filthy animals.
